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7 Feb
I’ve had two emergency alerts on my cellphone and couple of community announcements about North Korea launching a blob at Japan (japantimes.co.jp/news/2016/02/07/national/north-korea-fires-rocket-seen-covert-missile-test-japan-condemns-launch/). Japan’s public broadcaster, NHK, is all in a tither about this image highlighting this blob-cum-missile flying over Japan’s southern Okinawan island chain. Previous reports of Best Korea’s “Dong” missiles include: Japan deploys impenetrable … Continue reading Best Korea launches their Blob at Japan!
5 Feb
Way back in 2009, I first warned of Japan’s Alien abduction zones (3Yen 2009-04-18). →   And, now the problem has intensified with the increased targeting of Japanese school children by UFOs.   帰るね!ニヤリ( ̄ー ̄) — sasa××(Θ≪)∈ (@zogu06228) February 4, 2016   Also refer the previous 3Yen report about Alien Courtesy Seats on the Train (3Yen … Continue reading Japan’s alien abduction problem grows
1 Feb
The Tokyo Metro has outdone itself this month with this new helpful poster to explaining why Japanese people never sit next to the foreigner on the train.   A few of the many previous 3Yen reports of the empty-seat-next-to-a-foreigner phenomenon include: There’s always a seat next to a gaijin/alien (3Yen / 2010-09-08) Tokyo train manners … Continue reading Seat
27 Jan
Today’s ad for a motivational speaker’s book* in the world’s largest financial newspaper†, The Nikkei…   †The Nihon Keizai Shimbun (日本経済新聞, literally Japan Economic Newspaper), is Nikkei Inc.’s flagship publication and the world’s largest financial newspaper, with a daily circulation exceeding three million. (Wiki)    
26 Jan
A new Japanese idol group ″ spearheads″ the mating of wombats in Osaka! Kyodo News | Jan. 26, 2016 | OSAKA…zoo is struggling to find a bride for one of its wombats, the country’s only breeding-age specimen of the Australian native animal. To help find 11-year-old male “Fuku” a mate, Satsukiyama Zoo has created an all-girl … Continue reading Japanese idol group cheers on wanton wombat sex at Osaka zoo
24 Jan
The entire process from creepy contact lenses to creating a double eyelid (二重 作り方) to base makeup to contouring to eye makeup to “hangover” blush lipstick, and mermaid scales looks so much fun…especially the homemade “eyetape” part of the tutorial. Other 3Yen reports of Japanese eye torture and makeup include: Digital camouflage cum makeup (3Yen … Continue reading Hangover Makeup tutorial…because Japan
18 Jan
This morning is the winter’s first sloppy, wet. mostly-melted snow in Tokyo… …And thanks to global warming perhaps this will be the only snow (for the past 10 years Tokyo has been getting less and less snow) pic.twitter.com/l4Xsw9p07q — Archillect (@archillect) October 18, 2015 Snowman during the Edo period Ukiyo-e. Snow cat and geisha… 江戸時代のネコ好きが描いたネコの雪だるまの浮世絵 Giant … Continue reading First snow in Tokyo
17 Jan
Japanese moral dilemma #175: Do you offer your train seat to a princess or a granny?   metrocf.or.jp/manners/manner-poster   Previous posters about Tokyo train manners include: Train manners—Tokyo vs Paris (3Yen / 2014-11-02) Brit missionary spreads unintentional love on the train (3Yen / 2013-09-15) Afro cool on the Tokyo Metro (3Yen / 2010-08-09)  
13 Jan
Let me just post this without comment… Can Child Dolls Keep Pedophiles from Offending?–One man thinks so, and he’s been manufacturing them for clients for more than ten years.–The Atlantic Daily Jan 11, 2016 …Trottla, a company that produces life-like child sex dolls. For more than a decade, Trottla has shipped anatomically-correct imitations of girls … Continue reading Japan…for all your pedophile doll needs
11 Jan
David Bowie Dead —Billboard | 2016Jan11 R.I.P. He just released his 25th album, Blackstar, Jan. 8, which was his 69th birthday. billboard.com/…/david-bowie-dies-at-age-69-after-battling-cancer  
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