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Your Holiday Movie Pack (torrent) (Dec 27)
My Xmas present to you, a 3 pack of awesome movies for your holiday viewing pleasure. Grab the torrent of all three movies here, and just select the ones you want using your torrent client. As ever, ignore the warnings on the torrent download page that there are no seeders - just download and you [...]


Cute J-Girls in Diapers torrent download - link updated and working (Dec 11)
Here’s that torrent I promised you (link updated), a semi site-rip of the now defunct BabyGals Japan diaper fetish photo site. Here’s a little preview of just some of the pics from just one of the sets! (Click for full size non-pixelated version, the online picture uploading interface to wordpress is complete pants diapers) Show your [...]


Adult Video Awards 2009 (AVGP2009) - for PudgyM (Dec 10)
Let it be known I do care about my readers requests. What is this AVGP2009? I’m a red-blooded Japanese porno lover and I’ve never heard of that shit before! After much seeking, it has been found. AVGP2009, or the Adult Video Grand Prix 2009, is an annual excuse to make lots of pornos and brand them with [...]


Fucked Japan Hacks? (Dec 1)
For those of you who are complete n00bs to this whole living in Japan thing, you will probably find the site nihonhacks.com quite useful. It features a bunch of fellow Japan noobies giving advice about saving 10 yen here and there and other little known conveniences in Japan. Like this recent “hack”, send in by [...]


Japanese Not Afraid To Wear Diapers (Nov 28)
According to Japan’s leading business newspaper Nikkei, sales of adult diapers have doubled over the past decade to 52.5 billion yen or $500 million annually. That’s one fuckload of stinky nappies. I personally assumed most of them were being sold to adult-baby festishists, but it seems they are actually designed for the growing elderly population. [...]


Cute Wrist Cutter (Nov 22)
Check out this awesome commercial for a sweet wrist cutter. “Let’s Slit Our Wrists! Yay yay! It’s so cute!” “The design is cute! Even when you cut yourself, it doesn’t hurt! It makes the blood taste delicious!” “On sale now, the cute design cutter!” It’s actually from from the up and coming Tokyo Gore Police （東京残酷警察　tokyo zankoku keisatsu), the [...]


Virtual Slave Girl (Nov 17)
Fucking. Awesome. Those are the only two words needed to describe this amazing new “augmented reality” device. Just watch the fucking video already. Dubbed a “virtual girlfriend to beat up” by Feminist ‘tards who got hold of the story (you should read the comment threads at their site - always good for a laugh), she will busy [...]


PlayAsia $5 Coupon / Fallout 3 Rocks (Nov 13)
In an entirely off-topic note, but more than likely related to the lack of regular updates lately…. Once in a while, one of those games comes along that just reminds you why you are a gamer in the first place. The kind of games that make you pull an all-nighter, then call in sick the next [...]


Freaking Awesome Gadget of The Week: Hi-Kara (Nov 11)
From the team of most awesome design and innovation ever Tomy Toys Japan comes the Hi-Kara, a karaoke machine that literally fits in your pocket. You feed the $100 machine with proprietary cartridges that cost about $22 for 10 songs, and the device spits out a video and words on the teeny tiny LCD screen. [...]


All-you-can-eat cake (Nov 5)
Update time - it’s been a busy weekend. Between now living with my girl, clearing out a mates back yard, and stuffing myself full of cake, there hasn’t been a lot of time for my regular perversions. You know how difficult it is to upload random porn torrents when the girl is breathing down your [...]


Fake Used Panty Machines? (Oct 28)
Sir Lee of TokyoTimes managed to find a used panty machine and took some pictures before purchasing a pair. Just kidding Lee. Go check out TokyoTimes for more pictures. I suspect that since the sale of real used panties was actually outlawed a few years ago, like most used panties being sold these days they [...]


Nikon introduces cyborg J-girls (Oct 24)
Tokyo Expo saw the surprise Nikon (cameras?) launch of a wearable video / audio contraption with a built in one-eye-video-screen-visor-thing. A little bulky perhaps, but certainly indicative of the future. I like the way they choose a j-girl as the model, when the fact is that the only people who will buy one of these [...]


Even hardcore lady biker gangs do the cosplay thing (Oct 22)
Akiba research blog reports on a gang of girlie bikers (bousouzoku, “ladies”), who complete with their tricked out motorbikes, rode suddenly into Akiba last week parading in random cosplay outfits. Awesome. Lady biker gangs are pretty rare nowadays anyway, but to see them doing cosplay randomly is quite a privilege.


Welcome back FuckedUpJapan! (Oct 21)
Looks like the full database is back up and running and all happiness has been restored. Your regularly scheduled pervertedness shall resume shortly. Some features may be a little fucked, so let me know if you find something odd.


Japanese waiters are monkeys (Oct 13)
Perhaps you think I’m a being a little racist here and that today I’m going to rant about some shitty service I got in some restaurant last night. Well, you’d be so completely wrong because (a) I don’t go to restaurants and (b) there really are some monkeys working at this restaurant in Utsnomiya. An awful [...]


Big Babies At Heart (Oct 3)
A recent news report reveals the shocking truth about how hard is to put on an adult diaper, and the intrepid reporter tries the new brand that has spent years of time and millions of tax payers money in development. His findings are what we, the viewers, were suspecting all along (whilst clinging onto the [...]


Hot baths or free clean energy? (Sep 29)
Onsen are one aspect of Japan that has stood the test of time, and I have to admit that taking a nice dip in a steaming hot natural outdoor bath is pretty much the height of anyones winter, but I think I would also sacrifice the naturalness if it meant it could be used to [...]


Guess Who Gots An iPhone - and obligatory review (Sep 22)
Walked into a Softbank store the other day and told them I wanted me an iPhone to replace the piece of shit brick I was carrying around. Despite concerns over Softbank allegedly not giving iPhones to foreigners or charging them ridiculous amounts for one, they upgraded me straight away with no credit or Visa expiry [...]


Girlie bullying (Sep 18)
Meh, I’ve seen worse… via nipofelia


Lolis and cream? (Sep 16)
Summer is nearly over, but there’s still a little time to bring some British culture to Japan in the form of strawberries and cream. BYOCAT (Bring your own cream and tea) Source: our new partner, temporarily being hosted on our server space until they have themselves up and running.. [Cute Little JGirls]


Female Entertainment Robot? (Sep 13)
Aimed specifically at Otaku (or rather, “men in their 20s who aren’t very good at meeting people” were the exact words I think), and standing a rather useless 38cm high, EMA is the stuff of sci-fi legends in a slightly limited toy form. Like a modern geisha, EMA (which stands for something so stupid it [...]


Paper Perversions (Sep 11)
All the rage now, they tell me, is to make your own little paper loli in various angles and take pictures with her around your house. How about spending that time doing something a little more productive you lame ass otaku! Here’s one of the dodgier ones from this site: Very creative, see, the genius at [...]


Titty Squeezing for Aids (Sep 7)
On a recent Sunday afternoon, inside the offices of Paradise.TV porn production company, some of their hottest stars line up waiting to be fondled by fans for ¥1000 yen a pop (a pop being 5 squeezes) Outside is a line of five men, each of whom is eagerly awaiting his turn to grab (with both hands) [...]


Incompetent Japanese Police (Sep 5)
Instead of hassling people who ride their bicycles without lights on, it seems the police were doing some real work the other day by responding to a possible corpse in the woods. Fifteen officers were dispatched to the scene, where they discovered a human form wrapped in plastic and tightly bound around the neck, midriff and [...]


In search of abandonment (Sep 3)
Regular readers will know that my most recent obsession is haikyo, or abandoned buildings. A tip from one loyal reader sent me in the direction of a Soapland in Shiga prefecture, but sadly the front and back doors were locked down tight along with all the windows - and it just so happens I didn’t [...]